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Higsons from Norwich. Just name and
location are sufficient to evoke mental
horror pictures of finger in the ear
Fenland folkies reciting scrumpy-fuelled
bawdy ballads concerning lewdness in
farrows and the lesser wholesome aspects
of the Viking invasion. But think
again...
A single
with the spectacular moniker of I
Don't Want To Live With Monkeys'. A flash
brash, funky conglomeration of sound,
catapulting the listener into a frenzied
two-minute bout of manic gyrations and
all round limb blurring. See recent
Single Of The Week segment for details
(or the Higsons scrapbook, where grubby
fingers have already been at work with
the paste brush).
Equipped
with a week's rations, trusty compass and
attired in regulation British explorer's
garb of tweed jacket and over-sized plus
fours tucked into special ultra-tough
wellies, I ventured unfearingly into the
man swallowing swamps that divide the
settlement of East Anglia from
civilisation as we know it.
After
meeting the fiery five-piece Im
pleased to be able to report that they
bore only faint traces of barbarism and
even conversed in a form of English.
We
retire to the cosy dwelling place of
voice artiste and local boy making good,
Switch. Here we initiate the consumption
of several bottles of the finest (i.e.
filched from last weekend's party) wine,
a ritualistic welcoming ceremony for
visiting strangers.
The talk
turns to things historical and it
transpires the four other ragged youths
are not Norwich's finest, at all but
drawn from all corners of the globe,
lured by the reek of academia from that
great seat of learning, the University of
East Anglia. By pursuing a head down,
teeth clenched, investigative journalism
technique, I unearth some tales of
curious pasts.
Bass
person Colin spills some beans: "We
all met at University. I'm from Liverpool
and was in Wah! in the very early days,
playing guitar along with Wylie. This guy
called Steve Tempo, who now roadies for
the Teardrop Explodes, was selected to
play bass but he couldn't play it. So I
moved to that but packed it in to come
down here to the Uni in September
'79.
Sticksman
Simon gulps down more wine, rolls around
on the floor and announces with great
pride: "I'm from Camden Town, I was
in the Homosexuals and also the Alex
Harvey Band.
Our
assembly erupts into laughter at this
last admission.
Terry,
brass blower and one-time twanger has
just walked in carrying several bags of
well-vinegared, steaming chips. He trips
over the cat and knocks over a wine
bottle as the French fries fly through
the air. The wine soaked carpet is now
lapped by eager tongues.
Did he
really say Alex Harvey Band?
Simon:
" 'The Mafia Stole My Guitar'. I
was, on that album and we did a few tours
which mainly fitted in with the
university holidays."
Mine
host, Switch, owns up to having been part
of Norwich's first punk band, The Right
Hand Lovers (ahem), the aforementioned
chip fetcher Terry belonged to
Hornchurch's Undead while Stewart, the
regular guitar-wielding Higson, survives
the intense scrutiny and will admit
nothing, other than being from Bristol.
Simon:
We all used to mess around thinking
wouldn't it be great to have a band.
There aren't exactly a lot of bands in
Norwich and the ones at the Uni all take
themselves too seriously. We started
doing ridiculous entertainments for our
friends. This was at the time when
everybody was calling themselves the
Teardrop Explodes or whatever, we wanted
a name that wasn't serious.
His
(Switch's) name is Higson so we took it
from that. It's not named after him
though, it's more like a pisstake of
him.
Stewart:
"It's easy for media people to slag
off students but if you're a student with
a band you're in a much better position
than being on the dole with a band. You
get more money from the grant and if
you're in the position to do it, then why
not?"
Despite
this last remark Stewart is no longer to
be seen strolling intellectually around
the campus.
Likewise
Switch, who explains: "I left last
summer and, apart from being a pop star,
haven't had a job. I was studying English
and American Literature with a minor in
Film Studies. So was he (Stewart) but he
was removed."
Stewart:
"No, I removed myself. My Mum's
going to be reading this."
The
first slice of Higson vinyl to roll from
the pressing plant and do duty in the
racks of your local disc dispenser took
the form of two helpings contained on the
(Oh no! Not another regional) compilation
album, entitled 'Norwich, A Fine Town'
issued on the engagingly named Romans In
Britain label last Easter.
Colin:
Romans In Britain was three
students from the university, who were
enterprising young capitalists and wanted
a means of income to live on after
leaving."
Stewart:
It was supposedly a Norwich
compilation but they just drew on Uni
bands. A lot of good town bands got left
off." Switch : "Our stuff on it
is really tinny sounding. We recorded it
on an eight track in Terry's bedroom. It
was only intended as a demo."
Colin:
"A clause in the Romans In Britain
contract said if they issued a single
within six months we'd be signed to them
for a year.
'I Don't
Want To Live With Monkey's' was captured
onto tape at Spaceward Studios in June.
Colin:
"But everyone had hangovers that
day. Major party the night before, you
know.
His
facial features form into that contented
look of nostalgia, well known to serious
hedonists when reminiscing.
Switch:
"At gigs 'Monkeys' was the most
liked but we prefer the b side 'Insect
Love'. It's more like what we do
now.
Simon:
"The single is about the second
thing we ever did. We never really had
our own sound until recently. The Mighty
Higsons Sound."
Those
whod sooner drift to the land of
nod with the John Peel Show rather than
cocoa will have been shaken from their
soon come slumbers recently by that very
Mighty Higsons Sound being blasted along
their aural cavities by the way of a
session that has so far been beamed to
the countless millions three times in the
last five weeks (is this a record?).
Simon:
"Peel said there was nothing going
on in Norwich so we wrote a letter to him
and he came to see us at the Gala
Ballroom. He played the album tracks.
He's the only person playing good stuff
on the radio. But to fill out the two
hours he does something play a load of
shit."
Terry:
"He seems to like the session more
and more. He was quite cool about it at
first but the other day he went
completely mad."
Simon:
"My mum bumps into Terry Wogan
sometimes in the BBC car park. I told her
to give him the single. A Radio Two band
we'll be."
The Peel
tracks and the 45 flip mentioned above
veer from the purely good time knees up
jollity of 'Monkeys' into a lyrically,
dare I say it, more thought-provoking
terrain. Musically they stretch out more
and are less ferocious but maintaining a
well gelled and exceedingly
tootsie-waggable rhythm. Unlike the po
faced ersatz funk brigade this is dance
music you can dance to.
Anyone
for ACR?
Simon:
"I'm a great fan, I wouldn't say
we're influenced by ACR but there's
certain things they do which we've been
doing as long. They're too serious
though."
Stewart:
"I think their album's terrible. On
the one hand they say this is music to
dance to and on the other they might as
well be Joy Division with a good
drummer."
Simon:
"They've listened to a lot of funk
and taken bits out and tried to put them
back together but they could never get
you to dance.
Colin:
"But our stuff will make you
dance. Switch: "We all have
different tastes. Were not a funk
band anyway."
Colin:
Modern funk is just the 4/4 beat.
Not a single song of ours has that disco
slap. If that's modern funk it's not us
at all."
Terry:
"I've never heard an ACR album in my
life."
Stewart:
"It's not a patch on Mozart."
This
last statement being a reference to a
point earlier in the day when the six of
us had undertaken to traverse the city
crushed to the bone breaking limit in
Terry's tiny vehicle, verily a Dinky toy
with an engine clicking our fingers and
taping the roof to the jiving tones of
Mozart bellowing from the tape player.
You see, Terry boy is, apart from being
the owner of the most baroque hairstyle
in the western world, a music student.
But what
of the future? The Higsons do strike me
as being a trifle nave and unaware of
the, not so much pitfalls as gaping
crevasses, that ascending beat combos
have to negotiate in their dealings with
da biz.
They
expected me, the rock journalist'
to be dressed in leather trousers and
cowboy boots (!) and were astonished to
hear that I exited my sleeping chambers
at 6.30am simply to be with them.
Assuring the startled gazes that only
staff writers spend the day in bed, I
enquired into views on the old
indie-versus-majors chestnut.
Simon:
Having seen 20th Century Box
(a TV show) it would seem that indies can
give you whatever you want but we're at
the beginning and don't know what people
can offer that indies can't. All indie
labels are doing is making money out of
bands anyway. I'm not knocking indies but
they're all part of the same process.
Switch:
"We play to get people to listen and
the more people who listen the better.
The ideal thing is to be on an indie
label that gets airplay and has the
distribution you want.
Simon:
"Linx are very commercial but
they're in control of everything. That's
the ideal for every band. We're not going
to sign a deal that says we've got to
churn out endless 'Monkeys'.
We
found ourselves number one in a recent
futurist chart from a club we didn't know
existed, the Cariba Club in Conduit
Street (in London). Some of our mates
went down there, said they were us and
tried to get in for nothing but they were
thrown out. Mind you, there were 25 of
them."
By now
every fast drop of vino has been greedily
devoured. just prior to a three hour
debate on 'Oi' (fortunately I'd run out
of tape). Simon, in a severe state of
swaying intoxication, slurs into the
microphone:
"I'd
just like to say Terry is replaceable.
His haircut diminishes his
responsibilities and as for Switch's
trousers...
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